Don't You Wish That You Could Be A ...

Miley Cyrus is the Britney Spears of her time. Unfortunately with that level of fame comes some drawbacks; mainly the paparazzi. Miley tackles addresses this problem in her new video Fly on the Wall. It's really good. I love the Thriller-esque dance moves of the paparazzi. I think this one is better than 7 Things. What do you think?

Facebook Horoscopes = My Life

Once again, I went through my day, went to bed, woke up this morning, and looked at my Facebook horoscope from yesterday. It's so dead on.

An intellectual attraction might actually be more exciting than a physical one tonight. Make your plans early in the day while the situation is still clear. Waiting for too long will cause you to question your decisions. If you tell enough people about your dreams, they may eventually become reality.

As for today ::

By the end of the day you'll realize that it's the ups and downs that make life enjoyable sometimes. Try not to expect more from others today than they can actually deliver. Keeping your expectations too high will only lead to disappointment. A new lover may finally admit a deep secret to you today.

I'm scared ... need a clone ... must enroll in NY's Reality TV school now ... I need my own TV show.