I Abandoned Facebook Horoscopes ....

but I just looked at it five minutes ago. Once again, it's like they stalk me.



My Conclusion :: Screw family; it's writing time.

This Brings Me Back to Summer ...

Someone dedicated this music video to me on Facebook so I thought I should share it with you. The song's really catchy.

Groove Armada - My Friend

So I've Come to the Realization That ...

I can't do it all. I've been falling asleep like crazy, and no matter how much I sleep, I'm still tired. I'll totally rest when I have the time, but that's not until the end of October. What's a girl to do except consult her Facebook horoscope. Today it's a bit random though.

Horoscope Summary :: yay for money, music, and art, but what's this business about decorating???

To Trust a Facebook Horoscope or Not ... That is the Question

I just looked at my Facebook horoscope ... conflicting reports.

It says that I need to learn about home-based business, real estate investment, and home decoration. Am I becoming an interior designer or something? It also says that someone from my family or hometown will contact me with good news. Okay.

What I don't understand is why my money, love, and health icons are all rain. Are those showers of blessings???

These are the things I will now be distracted by as I study for my Organizational Comm quiz now. Thank you Facebook. Have a splendid day. (NB: Please note the sarcasm.)

Facebook Horoscopes = My Life

Once again, I went through my day, went to bed, woke up this morning, and looked at my Facebook horoscope from yesterday. It's so dead on.

An intellectual attraction might actually be more exciting than a physical one tonight. Make your plans early in the day while the situation is still clear. Waiting for too long will cause you to question your decisions. If you tell enough people about your dreams, they may eventually become reality.

As for today ::

By the end of the day you'll realize that it's the ups and downs that make life enjoyable sometimes. Try not to expect more from others today than they can actually deliver. Keeping your expectations too high will only lead to disappointment. A new lover may finally admit a deep secret to you today.

I'm scared ... need a clone ... must enroll in NY's Reality TV school now ... I need my own TV show.

My "Real Name" (According to a Facebook Quiz)

I saw one of my friends added the "What Should Your Name Really Be?" Application on Facebook. Of course I had to find out what was better than "Shari."

Your Result: Paige
You appear to be smart, organized, and kept-together. If you're not, then you sure are a good actor. You look and act like a "Paige".

I guess that's about right. I am smart and organized. I never really thought about being "kept-together" until now. I guess I am.

Paige isn't a bad name. I like it. People actually know how to say it, unlike Shari.

Let's see how they stack up.

Shari
meaning: princess
Cool people with the name Shari: Shari Belafonte (named after her), Shari Headley, Shari Lewis







Paige
meaning: page
Cool people with the name Paige: Paige from Charmed, Paige from Degrassi





I'm torn. I like them both. Which do you like better?

** Update: I asked the magic 8-ball in the sidebar if I should change my name to Paige and it said "Yes."

My Guru :: My Facebook Horoscope

Your energy level will continue to remain high until someone comes along and deliberately attempts to deflate it. If you decide to make promises today, start with one to yourself. Focus more of your attention on your own plight before trying to solve everyone else's. You may feel torn today as many interests compete for your attention.

It's Like They Know Me

Once again, I'm talking about my Facebook horoscope. Pay attention to the bold.

As you begin to come to terms with your past, you will also begin to understand the next step. Your motivation to work for the benefit of all concerned could result in major financial gain. Keep your ideals at the forefront when making any major decisions. After a hard day, take a well-deserved rest with your friends.

I've worked for the last 2 days and I'm exhausted, so that's 2 hard days. Later my friend and I are going to see Natasha Bedingfield at Playland. I think that's a "well-deserved rest" ... don't you?

Facebook Horoscopes Have Done It Again!

Okay. Facebook horoscopes seriously stalk my life! Read this and pay attention to the bold part.

Take some time to do whatever is necessary to make yourself and others comfortable with the coming changes. Others may mean well today, but sometimes they promise more than they are able to deliver. Do not expect everyone to follow through on their promises. Stop searching for what you think you don't have.

About an hour ago I was on the national website for a club I'm in at school. I noticed they updated information about this competition we have to do, so I sent out an e-mail to inform my e-board. Do e-mails counts as "[making] yourself and others comfortable with the coming changes?"

Anybody?

*Update: According to my magic 8 ball widget in the sidebar, I may rely on Facebook horoscopes.

Totally Irrational

I've had my MySpace since the summer before senior year of high school (August '05). I've had my Facebook since October '06. My Facebook wall now has 500 wall posts (thanks Micah), but my older MySpace profile (the one I've spent countless hours making picture perfect over the years) has only 361 comments. So not fair. Then again, I've only been on Twitter for like 3 weeks and I already have 167 updates.

Goodnight and Goodbye. (For realz this time. I have to pack my bag for work.)

Horoscope of the Day

As usual, from Facebook::
As glamorous as it might be, don't let your career run your life. The people who have been intimidating you lately have just as many flaws as you do. There is no reason why your confidence should drop so dramatically whenever they enter the room. Don't despair over the loss of something you never really wanted.

My reaction::
Okay.

Facebook Horoscopes Stalk My Life

Story of my life:

It's time to find a group activity that suits your interests and social needs better than your current hobbies do. With regards to your romantic life, look for opposites to attract today. The person who has always annoyed the most may now start to look more attractive. The most obvious solution to a problem today is not necessarily the best.

I always end up liking people I couldn't stand at first.

Examples:

1) Justin Timberlake circa 2002
2) Omarion circa 2005
3) Chris Brown circa 2007

*Update: I just noticed a grammar error in the bold part. Is a horoscope still reliable if there are grammar errors in them every now and then?