So This is How it Went Down

I just found this hilarious parody of the Taylor Swift/Joe Jonas breakup. I love it!

"He Goes By The Name Jonas"

This interview won't air until Tuesday, November 11th, but here's a little snippet of Taylor Swift talking about her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres. To mend her broken heart, Ellen brings out a surprise guest. Watch to see who it is.

**Girls Take Note**

If you ever become famous and your equally famous rock star boyfriend breaks up with you, take a page out of Taylor Swift's book to get back at him. You'll see what I mean when the video hits 4:15.

November 11th.


For those of you who sadly have no clue what I'm talking about, here's the deal. Country singer Taylor Swift dated Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers over the summer. They are not together anymore because Joe allegedly broke up with her over the phone. Now if you didn't get the whole 4:15 part of the video, go back and watch. Hopefully it'll make sense now.

One Jonas brother down, two to go.

Nick Jonas' ex, Miley Cyrus, has a new boyfriend. His name is Justin Gaston, and he's 20 years old. She's not even 16 yet (her birthday's November 23). Creepy? Yes. Illegal? Probably. But what can I do? I'm just a blogger.

For Halloween, Justin dressed as Nick Jonas. Girls, unlike Taylor's little snip at Joe, DO NOT have your boyfriend dress as your ex for Halloween. That's just called being a douche bag. You don't want that on your resume. (Trust me.)



And now for the last Jonas brother.

Okay, I have nothing to report about Kevin. Unlike his brothers, he hasn't been involved in any scandalous relationships yet. I feel like no one pays much attention to him. Then again, he hasn't met me yet. ;-)

**Update** I just found out that November 5th is Kevin's birthday! How'd this not make the news? (And by news I mean Access Hollywood.) He's the big 2-1 now. Here's to at least one scandal in your future ... cheers!

Don't you love how involved I am with the lives of teen stars?

This is How I Procrastinate

As soon as I read this E!Online article on Yahoo!, I knew I had to post it on my blog. Read it, then read my commentary.

Attention, Shia LaBeouf: Please Call Selena Gomez!

- Marc Malkin

Either Selena Gomez isn't dating Nick Jonas, or Jonas is a really understanding boyfriend.

Gomez, 16, surprised the red carpet press on Saturday night at the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital's Runway for Life benefit when she suddenly shouted, "Let Shia know I'm available!"

She was apparently inspired to make sure everyone knew about her longtime thing for 22-year-old Shia LaBeouf (she's gushed about it in the past) after being asked about her celeb crushes.

The Transformers star isn't the only boldfaced type Gomez would like to meet up with...

She said she's hoping to team up on her upcoming debut solo album with Paramore frontwoman Hayley Williams. "I love her," Gomez said. "I look up to her."

Gomez also said she's definitely going to record a track with best friend Demi Lovato and would even welcome some time in the studio with Miley Cyrus. "That would be fun," said the Wizards of Waverly Place starlet.

The St. Jude gala at the Beverly Hilton hotel featured a Robert Ellis fashion show with celeb models, including Gomez, Hilary and Haylie Duff, Eli Stone stars Johnny Lee Miller and Natasha Henstridge, Jennifer Love Hewitt and fiancé Ross McCall, and Jaime Pressly.

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I love Selena Gomez! I've never seen her show, but my mom has and thinks she's adorable. I've only seen a few of her YouTube videos, but apparently she has great taste in music. I think Haley from Paramore's amazing too.

Anyway, you know why I had to post this. I heart Shia LaBeouf. I'm not sure if he would date Selena. She's 16 and he's 22, but that may not stop him. That 20 year old underwear model's dating Miley Cyrus and her parents aren't batting an eyelash. (Sidenote :: I was very mad when Miley and her friend Mandy made fun of Selena and her BFF Demi in that YouTube video. In the words of Stephanie Tanner, "How rude!" ... You know you love Full House too.)

This all leads me to another reason why Shia and I are compatible. I believe this is the 4th on my list. I was watching A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints this weekend, and Shia's character kept talking about going to California which he eventually did. For my creative writing class I keep writing about California. How perfect are we? You know you know it's true.

Oh, and I came across this blog and somebody found out Spencer Pratt's phone number and it was really him on the voicemail. This made me wonder if someone can find out what Shia's number is. Does Paris Hilton's cell phone need to be stolen again? Remember that fiasco a few years ago. Celebs had to change their number, and Paris became public enemy number 1. But would Shia's number even be in Paris' cell? Would it be in Miley's? Maybe someone got it for Selena? Am I seriously debating this instead of creating a survey for my advertising project? The answer to the last question is yes; the rest you'll have to figure out for yourselves.

Until next time.

X-O-X-O in that oh-so-scandalous-Gossip Girl-way

Ricky Martin Had a Baby and I Wasn't Involved?

Okay, here it is. My deep dark secret unveiled ... I love Ricky Martin! I have since I first saw him performing The Cup of Life and shaking his bon bon about 10 years ago on some award show.

I know you're probably thinking, "Isn't he gay?" Well that's never stopped me from crushin' on someone before. I loved Lance Bass back in the NSYNC days (that's right, JT wasn't always my favourite). Most recently my huge crush was (and kinda still is) Pedro Andrade from LX/TV. I actually found out Pedro and Lance were dating earlier this year when my mom googled Pedro's name. This incident resulted in my now infamous trademark quote "Lance Bass stole my boyfriend!"

All I know is that I love Ricky. Today I heard he had twins via a surrogate mother. Who is she? Where was I? And why wasn't I informed about this? Text me later Ricky! We need to talk.

This is the Kind of Relationship I Want ...

"he is the only person that i can talk to for hours and never run out of things to say."
(from an ASK MISSBEHAVE post.)